"Nick Has an Exocet" (nickallain)
05/18/2016 at 22:46 • Filed to: None
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"Nick Has an Exocet" (nickallain)
05/18/2016 at 22:46 • Filed to: None | 1
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Calm your jets, bro.
I was on my way home tonight and got my exit (which has it own dedicated exit lane). Traffic was backed up so I pulled out into the exit lane and was going infinitely faster than the rest of traffic (30 more than 0 is 30). Some guy in a beat up S4 decided he wanted into my lane but decided he was too good to look and too good to signal. I didn’t really know what he was doing so I kept going (he kind of just wiggled, not really indicating a lane change or going far enough into mine that it required that I move in my lane).
He pulled out behind me in a furious rage. Perhaps that wiggle he did with his car wiggled the gerbil up his bum into an uncomfortable position. He ran up right to my bumper then attempted to pass me on the left and the right on the single lane exit ramp. I pulled into traffic at the bottom, then he continued to pretend like he wanted to ram my car (but he clearly didn’t) as I drove calmly around a neighborhood. Eventually he got bored of doing circles around the same block and didn’t really want to bang up his B4 Audi, bro.
People need to chill out. Sorry to all the Audi drivers out there who share an automotive gene pool with this guy. Remember, every time you trade a fast Audi into your dealer, there is always the chance it ends up in this guy’s hands.
jkm7680
> Nick Has an Exocet
05/18/2016 at 22:51 |
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Usually Audi drivers are better at not being assholes that other car drivers. Once I almost got crashed into in my A6, by another A6 that ran a stop sign so there’s that also.
But hey ya know, bad apples everywhere.
gmctavish needs more space
> Nick Has an Exocet
05/18/2016 at 23:28 |
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Someone did something similar to me the other day. A bus was stopping in their lane, and I didn’t have space to reasonably let them in, even if they did signal. He whipped out behind me, cutting someone else off, and then gave me the finger and yelled. Of course, in a lifted truck.
Anyways. I hate it when people try and communicate their intentions via vehicular “body language” and then freak out when you don’t understand or don’t care because that’s not how traffic works. Entitlement is tiresome, people suck.
Shankems
> Nick Has an Exocet
05/19/2016 at 00:04 |
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Certain kinds of people get their hands on what USED TO BE quick cars, and they act like morons.
Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
> Nick Has an Exocet
05/19/2016 at 01:23 |
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I was tempted to buy one when an old acquaintance managed to shatter three of the four drive axles on his.
Apparently, he bought it from someone who took care of the car well... And then he proceeded to undo that.
Dave the car guy , still here
> Nick Has an Exocet
05/19/2016 at 09:32 |
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I’m a card carrying Audi Club NA member and can say I’ve seen more than my share of the neanderthals like you encountered. Accept my apology from all the normal Audi owners because we haven’t been able to police the entire breed. If I could I’d stop those types, taze them and throw their keys into the woods. They make the rest of us look bad.